Ni
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Oli: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Antonis: Who are you?
Oli: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
Antonis: No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
Oli: The same.
Paul: Who are we?
Oli: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Servaz: Nee-womm!
Yorgos: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Oli: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Antonis: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Oli-Paul-Servaz: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Dora: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Oli: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Antonis: Well what is it you want?
Oli: We want.....



A SHRUBBERY!!!!

Antonis: A *WHAT*?
Oli-Paul-Servaz: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Antonis; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Oli: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
pass through this wood... alive.
Antonis: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Oli: One that looks nice.
Antonis: Of course!
Oli: And not *too* expensive.
Antonis; Yes!
Oli: Noowwwww.... GO!